Month: August 2005

“Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we’ve been bombing over the years been complaining?”

— George Wallace

Just when you thought you’d never find another federally-funded research study or graduate program that gave stupidity a new name, along comes Amanda Griffiths. She’s working hard on her Ph.D., eagerly awaiting the chance to defend her thesis, which is on the topic of… you guessed it…

… air guitar.

(Actual photo of Amanda.)

Laralee was at Vitamin Cottage (an organic and super-granola store) today and overheard a customer ask one of the employees:

“Where can I find the organic Jello?”