Observation: When I buy a half-gallon of ice cream and a jar of hot fudge, there’s never enough fudge to last through the entire half-gallon.

Theory #1: There’s a vast international conspiracy to make disproportionate amounts of fudge and ice cream, so you’ll never be able to get through a half-gallon and have enough fudge for all of it. (This would be similar to the Hot Dog Bun Conspiracy, where buns come in 8-packs whereas dogs come in 10-packs.)

Theory #2: I put too much fudge on each bowl of ice cream.