So Laralee sends me a picture that’s scanned from a 1950’s-era magazine. It includes “instructions” about how to be a Good Wife when your husband comes home from work. It includes such gems as:
“Remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.”
“Prepare yourself. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair, and be fresh-looking.”
“Don’t ask him questions about his actions or question his judgement or integrity.”
It goes on; suffice to say it’s hilariously anti-feminist.
Of course my friend Steve learned (through who knows how much online research; he doesn’t appear to do much at work during the day) that it’s a hoax.
But the best part was my friend Stef’s response:
“I don’t know what you mean, Jeff… You know me…
I NEVER question Derek’s actions or judgement – I have no right to!
I know that his topics of conversation are MUCH more important than mine
I always speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
I always put a ribbon in my hair so I can look fresh for him.
… I have to go now… Oprah is on and I haven’t taken my
Okay, so maybe you have to know Stef.