Today is September 19, and as everyone knows, that means it’s Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Arrrrr!
A few selected jokes from Fark:
What kind of socks do pirates wear?
Arrrrrgyle.
(And only one, as the peg leg doesn’t need a sock.)
Arrrrrgyle.
(And only one, as the peg leg doesn’t need a sock.)
What’s a pirate’s favorite element?
Arrrrrrrrrrrrgon!
Arrrrrrrrrrrrgon!
Why does a pirate prefer to live at sea?
No YARRRRd to mow.
No YARRRRd to mow.
Shiver me timbers! Off to find me bonny lass!