I’m shopping for a cheap video card (triple monitors, anyone?) and it’s entertaining reading the customer reviews of some of these.

Pro: Windows 7 Solitaire looks sweet on this card.
Con: Didn’t open the case and install itself.
Con: Fan runs loud. Sounds like Smurfette and her hair dryer inside my computer.

With a selection of about a gazillion cards– all of which have pretty much the same specs and cost– I guess I should just choose the card with the most humorous reviews or something.