I’m looking to buy a new USB cable for a printer, and came across a great review. The user had rated it four stars but mentioned a few problems with it:

Cons: It does not make pancakes.

I used it to extend the distance of a webcam so I could spy on my stupid dog while I was at work without her knowing about it. This cable is not great if you want to determine how to better grow your 401k to beat the Lipper Average.

Sage advice. I don’t need pancakes and don’t have a dog or a 401k account, so perhaps this is the right cable for me.