Actual e-mail from Zack to his friend Alec:
this is in crazy caveman talk: Me give you stuff.
this is girl talk: Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah…
or girl talk would be this:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH…
this is girl talk: Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah…
or girl talk would be this:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH…
The response from Alec:
What the heck?
I shudder to think what my e-mail messages at age 9 would have been like. Maybe it’s best that technology didn’t appear until I was 18.