Ahh, everyone loves the security questions that online vendors put in place to “protect” us. Here’s one I’m stumped on right now…

My library card number? Who the crap knows their library card number?

Since this is completely inane, I’m going with my fallback as suggested by my friend Dustin:

That one’s always fun when you’re on the phone with customer support and they have to ask you “Who’s your daddy?”