This is an actual e-mail message I received from a client today:

We have these two sound clips, one is of chickens clucking and one clip with a rooster call. We would like to make a sound clip using the chicken sound first for a few seconds and ending with the rooster, all together maybe 5 seconds, when the website is opened.

I struggled a little with how to respond. See my discussion of how to tell a client their idea is dumb.