Today I brought a bowl of candy into the office. Josh grabbed a mini-bag of M&M’s and dumped it out on his desk. Five M&M’s rolled out. He grunted and said in a disgusted tone,

Fun size, my butt.

Indeed. Those bags are labeled “Fun Size” but come on, it’s hard to really have fun with five M&M’s. They need to be bigger. (Are you listening, Mars Inc.?)