I’m in the market for another employee, which means it’s time for the Parade of Crazy Resumes from Craigslist. Tonight’s batch included this gem:

In this expeditiously revolutionizing tech-world, Absolute Infotech brings together solution for mobile and software development to enable business’ growth. We vouch to deliver qualitative cost cutting, flexible and future-proof software solutions to our clientele. With leading edge technologies and techniques we bestow our customers a new wave to aggrandize their business. Our company has all the essential ingredients of a worthy and successful offshore software partner, which you can guesstimate from our achievements and our various project works.

You’ve got to love the use of words like “expeditiously” and “aggrandize” even though they make no sense in this context. The beauty of email, though, is one key deletes it.