While it’s possible to buy a big box of Tootsie Pops, everyone knows that two of the flavors are completely pointless: chocolate and banana. I mean, seriously? The only “true” flavors are grape, cherry, and orange. So who wants to buy a box where 40% of the pops are unpalatable?

The answer: Amazon has some program called “add-ons” where you can add random stuff to an order. For example, you can buy a box of 60 Tootsie pops where all of them are one flavor.

My latest Amazon package (Halloween costume) just showed up. And…