As an avid reader of Slashdot, it was hilarious to read this… on Slashdot:

Slashdot is no better than Simone:

“My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with a girl who saw Ferris pass-out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.”

It’s funny because it’s true.