How long has Jurassic World been open? How did they reclaim the island from the rogue dinos from the first movie? Are any of the dinos in Jurassic World the ones that have been there all along, just recaptured? Why didn’t they clean up the ruins of the original community center? How did those kids manage to get a Jeep that’s been sitting unused for 22 years into working condition at all, let alone so fast? How do you even sell an idea like Jurassic World after the events of the first three movies? How was the T-rex in California from the third one spun in the media? What do animal rights activists think of the park? What about conservationists when they’re literally feeding endangered sharks to that water thing for entertainment? Do the employees live on-site or are they ferried in every day? Why is a park in Costa Rica staffed exclusively by Americans? How does Costa Rica feel about having an island full of murder-lizards nearby? Are the scientists using this gene-splicing and cloning tech to save other endangered species? To fight disease? What are the scientific ramifications of the Jurassic World universe? Is 22,000 people a good visitor turnout for a park that size; I feel like they could do better? What does admission cost? Do they have tacky themed resorts like Disney? Why are people literally no longer impressed by freaking DINOSAURS so they need something bigger and scarier? How did they get everyone off the island when the T-rex was still loose? What were they even trying to accomplish with that thing? Who thought that was a good idea? Dr. Wu, you were there in the first one– WHY DID YOU THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?

Oh, and HOW THE HECK DID CLAIRE OUTRUN A T-REX IN THOSE HEELS?!??