Today’s idiotic spam award goes to the guy who represents fabulously wealthy people who want to invest in my company.
Of course there’s the usual… they’ve got cash:
Total amount to be invested
$75,000,000,00.usd………………………….Cash investment.
But, in a rare twist, they also have:
4Metric tons of AU in
dust………………………Treasure investment.
Sweet! Four metric tons of gold powder! I can load that into a fertilizer spreader and make my lawn all shiny or something.