11/19/2004

Today’s idiotic spam award goes to the guy who represents fabulously wealthy people who want to invest in my company.

Of course there’s the usual… they’ve got cash:

Total amount to be invested
$75,000,000,00.usd………………………….Cash investment.

But, in a rare twist, they also have:

4Metric tons of AU in
dust………………………Treasure investment.

Sweet! Four metric tons of gold powder! I can load that into a fertilizer spreader and make my lawn all shiny or something.