Odd super powers

At dinner the other night, we were talking about super powers that would be kind of pointless to have. Zaque and Alex came up with a bunch that were hilarious. Some of the better examples:

  • The ability to fly, but only while naked
  • The ability to move things with your mind, but only if they’re within arm’s reach
  • The ability to make your socks wet
  • The ability to sneeze your favorite fountain drink
  • The ability to walk through walls, but only the drywall (not the studs)
  • The ability to be invisible, but only while screaming at the top of your lungs
  • The ability to move moles around your skin (not get rid of them, just move them)
  • The ability to de-carbonate soda
  • The ability to make bread soggy

Yeah, these are the sorts of things my boys do. I guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, as they say.