George Bush– leader of the West, college graduate, and butcher of the English language– was particularly eloquent in a press conference today:

“It seemed like to me they based some of their decisions on the word of — and the allegations — by people who were held in detention, people who hate America, people that had been trained in some instances to disassemble — that means not tell the truth.”

Err, I’m sure he meant dissemble. And what’s with “It seemed like to me”? Sheesh.