So many questions

So I stumbled across this picture. Yes, it’s real.

It led to so many questions, like:

  • Where does your wedding ring go?
  • When you’re fingerprinted for a background check, which one gets skipped?
  • Can you ever really give someone “the middle finger”?
  • If you’re getting a manicure, do they charge 20% more for two extra fingers?
  • Can you type faster?
  • Does it feel weird to hold hands with someone?

And of course the obligatory reference to Count Rugin, who needs to have custom gloves made for himself: