We were in town today for some shopping, and I saw this awesome license plate in the parking lot:
It reminded me of a joke I used to think was absolutely hilarious:
… So this snail goes to an auto detailing shop and asks if he can have a giant letter “S” painted on the side of his car. The owner asks why. “Because,” replies the snail, “I want people to see me driving past and exclaim ‘Wow, look at that S car go!'”
Groan.