I was today years old when I learned there’s such a thing as a neck fan. I stumbled across one while browsing some Cyber Monday sales online. I guess it’s for those times when your neck is hot and there’s just no other way to cool down. Here’s how it works, complete with little white clouds of cool air:
I couldn’t help but notice the only people wearing these things are gorgeous women. Where are all the overweight sweaty guys who have hot necks? This woman is clearly overheated because she’s… reading a piece of paper?
And this one didn’t get the memo that it’s a neck fan.
As tempting as one of these may be, I don’t think it’s going to make my Christmas list this year.