Today I was driving along the highway and thought of something I needed to do. Something terribly important. Something that started with the letter “M”. Since I was driving, I didn’t want to add it to my to-do list (on my phone) so I grabbed a pen from the console of my car and scribbled a little “M” on the back of my hand. That’ll remind me, I thought, so when I get home I can formally add it to my list.
I got home. I noticed my hand. And I have no idea whatsoever what it could be. All I know is it starts with “M”.

So if any of you, my four or five loyal readers, can think of something I need to do that starts with “M”, please let me know.