11/29/2006

One of my clients is considering the use of offshore programmers to develop their web application, mainly because they have a lot of work to be done and Indian programmers are far cheaper than mine.

I’m reviewing the marketing literature from this company, and it’s really quite humorous. The broken English notwithstanding, there are phrases scattered all over the place that make no sense:

“Domain wise script classification and management”

“Leverages test director based collaboration and workflow for test design, execution, and reporting”

“Quality matrices definition and measurement”

And perhaps the best of all:

“Software quality management is the ideal premise to define, discover, scale, and endorse ‘Total Application Behavior’ in the wider context of optimizing technology to business objectives.”

Umm, what? I have no idea what these things mean, and I’m a technical guru!

Anyway, it’ll be interesting.