07/06/2006

Argh– I could just strangle Internet Explorer. I’ve got some great page layouts for a web site I’m building, and to get things lined up I’m using some CSS for “min-height”, which makes the content area a certain number of pixels high, UNLESS the content extends below that, in which case it expands as needed.

Of course it works beautifully in Firefox and Konqueror, but when I look in IE it’s all horked. Apparently the browser completely ignores the min-height specification entirely. That means I’m going to have to build some kind of crappy transparent-GIF shim to force the content area to be that large.

Stupid stupid stupid IE. We hatesss it, yesss!

07/04/2006

I just read an interesting article that details some of the most-feared ways to die, and demonstrates that most of them are actually extremely unlikely to occur. Without ado, here’s the list:

1) Airplane crashes. Your odds of actually being killed in an airline accident are 1 in 6.9 million.

2) Shark attack. The odds here? 1 in 11.5 million. It’s interesting to note that according to maritime records dating back to 1580, only 38 people have actually been recorded killed by sharks.

3) Murder. Globally, about half a million people a year are murdered, which seems like a lot until you consider that over six million people a year die from cancer.

4) Terrorist attack. Despite what the Department of Homeland Insecurity would have you believe, your chances of being killed in a terrorist attack are 1 in 9.3 million. The odds of dying in an avalanche are about the same– and who the heck walks around with a fear of avalanches?

Perhaps just as telling are the actual most likely causes of death. These are compiled from U.S. statistics, so they may differ in other countries; moreover, the first three are easily preventable.

1) Tobacco. 18% of all American deaths each year are attributable to tobacco.

2) Poor diet and physical inactivity. This claims around 17% of Americans.

3) Alcohol. Just shy of 4% for the booze.

4) Car accident. Around 2%.

Interesting stuff. It’s funny how we often have irrational fears– and sad how certain people *cough* Bush administration *cough* take advantage of those fears.

07/03/2006

“‘Down the tubes.’ That’s one you hear a lot. People say, ‘This country is goin’ down the tubes.’ What tubes? Have you seen any tubes? Where are these tubes? And where do they go? And how come there’s more than one tube? It would seem to me for one country all you need is one tube. Does every state have its own tube? One tube is all you need. But a tube that big? Somebody would have seen it by now. Somebody would’ve said, ‘Hey Joey! Lookit this huge farkin’ tube over here!’ You never hear that. You know why? No tubes! We don’t have tube one. We are, sorry to say, tubeless.”

— George Carlin

It seems to me this is particularly funny given Sen. Stevens’ recent comments about how the internet is made up of a bunch of tubes. Not trucks, mind you. Tubes.

07/03/2006

“You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly, and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer’s heart.”

— Fred Allen

07/01/2006

On Thursday, Senator Ted Stevens of Alaska gave a stirring and emotional speech about the internet. Just reading the transcript practically caused me to spew liquid out of my nose. Here are some awesome examples– and keep in mind these are from the actual transcript.

I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o’clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday.
So you want to talk about the consumer? Let’s talk about you and me. We use this internet to communicate and we aren’t using it for commercial purposes. We aren’t earning anything by going on that internet.
The internet is not something you just dump something on. It’s not a truck.

It’s a series of tubes.

And if you don’t understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.

Wow. If that doesn’t sum up the internet, I don’t know what does. Sen. Stevens is sure a technological whiz!

07/01/2006

New Jersey is officially closed.

As of 9:30am EDT, the governor of the state closed all government offices and halted all government-funded projects. That includes parks, beaches, historic sites, road construction, etc.

Although I’d hate to be on vacation there– expecting to enjoy a nice Saturday afternoon at the beach– it seems the people most upset about this are… the casino owners! Apparently each casino is required by law to have at least one state monitor on the premises at all times, and those people have been asked to go home today. Frantic about losing their weekend revenue, the casinos have requested that all of the monitors be declared “essential employees” who will continue working even if the government has stopped.

Casinos. Essential employees. Nice.