09/11/2013

Laralee went to Idaho for the past week to visit her mom. After she bought a ticket through Travelocity (our go-to source for airline tickets), she was surprised to learn at check-in time that she had to pay $25 for her carry-on bag. I know all of the airlines charge for checked bags these days– a jerk move, in my opinion– but I had never heard of carry-on bag fees.

After a bit of research we learned that it wasn’t something we could change. Apparently if we’d bought the ticket through the Frontier site instead of Travelocity, they would have generously waived the fee. But who knew? And why should it matter anyway, since they’re still getting their ticket fare?

Anyway, we coughed up the $25– grumbling the whole time– and she went to Idaho. Now she’s coming back to Denver, and she’s at the airport with a bag to check (something she’s bringing home from mom’s house). She learned that it costs $25 to check the bag at the airport, but if she checks in online it’s only $20. Huh?

So, fine, she called me so I could hop online and pay the stupid fee. I went through the online check-in process but didn’t see a place where I could choose the checked bag and pay for it. I was, however, warned that if I didn’t pay for a carry-on that I would be subject to some penalty if I tried to board the plane with a bag. Nice. I went through the check-in process and wasn’t able to choose a checked bag at all. Now she has to pay the extra five bucks because she’s doing it at the airport.

Yeah, yeah, it’s just five bucks. But I’m more upset about the principle of the thing. This is ridiculous. When I look online for flights, I don’t see the actual price I’ll be paying: now I have to do mental gymnastics to figure out whether it’ll be $50 or $100 more than my ticket price, just to bring a bag with me. It’s not like a lot of people travel with no bags at all. This is just another price-gouging money-making scheme by the airlines.

After this frustrating experience, I decided to look at Frontier’s site to figure out their crazy new fees. They have a page that lists all of the “optional service” fees, including anything to do with bags. There are fees for checked bags, which is pretty much standard now, but in the carry-on fees section it says it should be free. Apparently they don’t even have the right information on their own web site.

Further poking around on the internet found the a “worldwide baggage fee chart” which compares fees on all airlines. It looks like Frontier is the only one who charges for carry-on bags. Nice move, guys.

I used to prefer Frontier to other airlines (especially United!) because they tended to be less expensive, and the trips just seemed nicer. Well, as “nice” as the horror of air travel can be these days.

Frontier, with this latest stunt you just lost my business. I’m not interested in paying $50 for a silly little carry-on bag.

09/09/2013

I’m in the market for an old Macbook Air for Kyra (to use for school). I found what seemed to be a pretty good price on eBay, until I looked at the fine print in the description:

The macbook works really well the only issue it has is the screen does not work on the unit but the camera and everything else works fine.

Umm… it works “really well” but the screen is broken? Clearly this guy’s definition of “really well” is a little different than mine.

09/04/2013

The first computer I bought cost $2,500. It was an Apple IIgs and it was awesome. The year? 1990.

A year later I sold that and bought an Intel-based PC. It screamed along with a 33MHz i386 processor and 4MB of memory. Two thousand clams.

Last night I read about the Cubox. It’s a cube two inches on a side, and it’s a full desktop-capable computer with HD video output, 3D graphics, networking, wireless and Bluetooth connectivity, USB outputs, a SATA connection for an external hard drive, yada yada. In short, it’s probably a thousand times more powerful than my first computer. The cost? $45.

Isn’t technological progress wonderful?

09/04/2013

Today I’m getting a bunch of spam messages from someone who’s a very bad spammer. They apparently forgot to set up their “Robomail” software, because all I’m getting in the emails is a list of the variables they could use to construct their spammy goodness.

Variables
1 01 |jeff@neobox.net| Email Address
2 02 |61426| Email Mailing ID ( ROBOMAIL ASSIGNS THIS ONE )
3 03 || Personalization field 2
4 04 || Personalization field 3
5 05 || Personalization field 4
5 06 || Personalization field 5
5 07 || Personalization field 6
5 08 || Personalization field 7
5 09 || Personalization field 8
5 10 || Personalization field 9
5 11 || Personalization field 10
8 cb |—-=_NeZtPart_067_86J4_21R5RT89.U586HT4| Randomized from the Content-Boundry template
9 CX |fashionably| where X can be 0 to 9, a random line from the wordX files, but stays constant through the email
10 rX || where X can be 0 to 9, a random line from the wordX files, but variable through the email
11 rw |chocolate| A random line from the word0 file
12 r0 |flycatcher| A random line from the word0 file
13 dd |neobox.net| The domain part of the To: address
14 db |4 Sep 2013 12:15:28 -0400| Date with no time
15 dh |Wed, 04 Sep 2013 12:15:28 -0400| Complient Date: header formatted date
16 dD |Wed| Current Week Day Name
17 dM |Sep| Current Month Name
18 dm |9| Current Month Number
19 dn |4| Current Day of the Month Number
20 dy |2013| Current Year
21 fr || The next line from the “from” file.
22 ho |hygienics.bellyscateringservice.com| full hostname for sending ip
23 hd |bellyscateringservice.com| 2nd level domain of sending ip host
24 HX || where X can be 1 to 9, substitue X random Hexidecimal numbers
25 ip |199.71.215.20| sending IP address
26 NX || where X can be 1 to 9, substitue X random number
27 m0 |32946| The unique robomial mailing id for that campaign
28 qd |201309041215| Qmail style Message ID timestamp
29 rw |brierroot| A random line from the word0 file
30 rx |hatting| where X can be 1 to 9, a random line from the wordX file
31 su || The next line from the “subjects” file
32 tm |1378311328| The unix timestamp
33 uu |jeff| The user part of the To: address
34 yX || where X can be 1 to 9, substitute X random lower case letters
35 YX || where X can be 1 to 9, substitute X random upper case letters and numbers
36 XX |198JNMDESX| where X can be 1 to 9, substitute X random upper case letters and numbers constant per email
37 x0 |wrss^arbobk(arg| rot13 of email address

Come on, man, if you’re going to be a sleazy spammer, at least figure out how to use the dang software.

08/30/2013

Ahh, Pandora ads. Check out the fine print for this one, which is apparently some kind of low-testosterone treatment that you apply to your armpit.

My favorite part is the sentence that begins If you expect another person to have direct skin-to-skin contact with your armpits…

Uhh… is that some kind of weird fetish I don’t know about?

08/30/2013

Quote by a friend:

I love how in scary movies the person yells out “Hello?” As if the killer is going to be like, “Yeah, I’m in the kitchen; want a sandwich or something?”

08/29/2013

Amazon has everything.

Except cool neckties.

As someone who values a really sweet obnoxious necktie to accent an otherwise dull grey suit at church, I’m always looking for the next silk accessory that’s covered in paisley or bright flowers or (my favorite) tie-dye. I enjoy the Jerry Garcia ties that Kohl’s sells, and I wish I could go to Amazon and find something equally awesome. Alas, despite a gazillion ties available in the store, they tend to be pretty dull.

I don’t want to look like a banker.

08/26/2013

I’ve always been fascinated by the transcendental number pi, so I thought it was really cool when the first 100,000,000,000 digits of pi were transformed into art via a random walk.

(Click for a larger version)

This image represents pi in base-four notation, and each subsequent digit determines the location of the next pixel. Zero means “move down”, one is right, two is up, and three is left. We start at the point marked start and proceed through a hundred billion digits, eventually coming to finish. Although this is hardly a rigorous mathematic proof of the randomness of pi’s digits, the fact that there’s no discernable pattern here is a pretty strong indicator that the digits are likely random.

Math as art is so cool.