“There once was a city planner who chose land at random. It was his lot to allot a lot of lots by lots.”
— Shane Hathaway
Sometimes funny, sometimes thoughtful, always a good time
“There once was a city planner who chose land at random. It was his lot to allot a lot of lots by lots.”
— Shane Hathaway
The weather this winter has been both a blessing and a curse for skiing. Three times now I’ve had to cancel ski trips because it was bitter cold. I was all set to head up to Copper Mountain tomorrow, but NOAA says this about conditions:
Fresh powder is always a bonus, but a wind chill of 35 below zero? Brrr.
This has to be one of the most awesome spam messages I’ve received in a long time.

That’s right, ladies– you can win a dinner date with Steve-O! And just looking at ol’ Steve-O, we can all see what a strapping young hunk he is. Hopefully he puts on a shirt and hikes up his underwear a bit more prior to the date, but hey… maybe girls like that kind of thing.
Craig and I were discussing how yet another one of our clients has a critical end-of-the-world problem whose deadline is completely unreasonable, and boy, if we don’t get right on it, it’s likely civilization itself will come to a crashing halt and perhaps endanger the very fabric of space.
His response cracked me the heck up:
I found this in Alex’s school folder today.

Seen on Fark:

One advantage of having a domain registered to a company called Thought Monkeys is you get funny envelopes in the mail:

Now I just need to get some business cards and I’ll be set!
Mmm… credit card offers.
Normally I trash them, but when I saw that I could get a free iPod by having a new business card, I took the offer, purchased a few things for the company, and waited.
Today my iPod came!

Now I just have to cancel the card (heh) and wait for the next offer…
Apparently Flickr went down on Monday for a little while, as the guys behind the scenes sorted out some problems causing the wrong photos to be displayed. During the “we’re really sorry about that” phase of the process, one of the Flickr developers revealed:
Holy smokes, that’s a lot of pictures.
Today is my birthday, of course, so I made some cupcakes for myself.
Everything seemed fine, and the first pan I pulled out of the oven looked normal.

But then I grabbed the second pan, which appeared to be a bunch of nuclear fallout mutant cupcakes.

I have no idea how that could have happened. In the end, everything turned out okay because it meant the frosting didn’t have to be spread across quite as many cupcakes, so each of the “good” ones had a nice quarter-inch-thick layer.