That’s just funny.

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That’s just funny.

President Bush, in defending the Military Commissions Act he signed into law this week, said something profound– something that basically sums up the entire position he has been using to justify all of the horrid things the government has pursued for the past five years:
This is a ridiculous argument. It is government excesses, and overreaction to a situation, that cause more problems than they solve. We can never truly be completely safe, and even if we give up all of our rights, we will find there are still ways we can be hurt. The ever-present threat of the Terrorists is one that will never disappear.
Dr. Joseph Elias, a professor of history, wrote in the New York Times:
In retrospect, none of these domestic responses to perceived national security threats looks justifiable. Every history textbook I know describes them as lamentable, excessive, even embarrassing.
But it defies reason and experience to make September 11 the defining influence on our foreign and domestic policy. History suggests that we have faced greater challenges and triumphed, and that overreaction is a greater danger than complacency.
Yet the Terrorists are still “out there”, and I’m sure the current administration– with help from Congress, no matter who wins the impending elections– will do everything they can to pursue their inattainable and truly ridiculous goal.
Mmm… I have my new widescreen LCD monitors now. It’s amazing what a few extra inches can do for a guy. (Hah!)

It reminds me of the classic song “It’s All about the Pentiums” by Weird Al Yankovic:
“I’ve got a flatscreen monitor forty inches wide; I believe yours says ‘Etch a Sketch’ on the side.”
As if the internet wasn’t bad enough, now you can buy
TERROR IN A BOTTLE!

(Also available in powder form, apparently.)
Here’s a funny “future warning sign” from Flickr.

It’s awesome to come back from a meeting and find this sticky-note on my monitor:

Hoo boy, here we go.
Secretary Chertoff of the Department of Homeland Insecurity said this today:
While I don’t think “radicalize” is a word, this ominous statement definitely spells the beginning of the end of the internet. If people can really go online and learn about how to make a bomb (seriously? you can do that?) we absolutely must shut down the single greatest communications device in history. We can’t risk it.
Robert Mueller, Director of the FBI, chimed in today with his own frightening rhetoric:
Whoa. So the internet is basically a place where terrorists and pedophiles hang out? I’m so dumb. I thought it was used for all kinds of good stuff. But gee, if it’s possible to use it for something bad, like Terrorism, it’s got to be eliminated. That’s the only solution.
With the elections coming up in a few weeks, I envision desperate Republicans jumping on the Internet Terrorist Bandwagon and screaming about how unacceptable this is, and how the new laws just enacted are simply insufficient to combat such a serious menace. They’ll have the internet shut down by Christmas.
I guess I’ll have to quit my job then, and become a shepherd.
“People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don’t believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can’t find them, make them.”
— George Bernard Shaw
On February 14, 1990, the Voyager 1 spacecraft turned and snapped a picture of the Earth from four billion miles away. Circled in blue here, you can see the tiny pale blue dot suspended in a beam of sunlight.

Of the photo, Carl Sagan said:
It’s both humbling and awe-inspiring to recognize how tiny we are in the cosmos.
Ahh, ’tis the season. The Congressional elections are in a few weeks, and that means every few days I get another phone call where some recorded voice tells me how horrible such-and-such candidate is.
A few days ago it was actually a live person– some guy who wanted to know whether I’d vote for Representative Musgrave (the incumbent) or her opponent. I told him that I wasn’t going to vote for either of them, since I’m generally a Libertarian and vote for the candidate who I feel best represents me, rather than blindly following a party line.
Whee, politics!