05/07/2004

It appears that the record companies just don’t get it.

For two or three years the RIAA– a consortium of the largest record labels– has been whining and moaning about how downloaded music is destroying their huge profit margins… er, taking money from starving artists. They’ve done everything from lobby Congress for draconian punishments (a prison term for downloading something by Eminem?) to file over two thousand lawsuits against individuals suspected of downloading and sharing music.

Despite numerous studies indicating that “pirated” music actually benefits artists and album sales, and certainly doesn’t affect CD sales in the way the RIAA claims, the labels have continued their relentless pursuit. Fine, whatever. They have more money than most of us, and if they choose to spend it on litigation that’s their prerogative.

Enter legal music downloading. Apple’s iTunes site is doubtless the most popular, and in the year it’s been running it has seen hundreds of millions of downloaded songs. At a buck apiece, the price seemed right– and the digital rights management included with every song protected the interests of the RIAA. It seemed like everyone was winning: the RIAA was getting paid for their music, people were okay with shelling out a buck for a song, and Apple made a bit of a profit on the side.

So what happens now? Well, the record companies have decided to raise the price! That’s right, it’s not enough that people are switching in droves from pirating music to paying for it… the RIAA and friends have decided they need to make more money off the deal. Many singles will go from $1.00 to $1.25, and some albums will go from $10 to $17.

Hmm. I could buy the stupid CD for $17, and I’d have free control to rip the music and use it in whatever medium I’d like. Why would I download the same music (at a slightly lower quality) and be forced to use it only on approved media devices, and never in more than three places?

Raising the prices of singles seems equally lame. It’s not like the distribution costs have gone up (rather, they continue to go down), nor is it like there’s suddenly a host of new fees that need to be paid. Rather, it’s a very obvious case of trying to turn a bigger profit. Of course that money will go into the legal coffers and be used to sue the dickens out of anyone still unafraid to share their music.

For a time, I was thinking the RIAA might finally join the rest of us in the twenty-first century, and revise their outdated business model to better compete in the digital age. But alas, they’ve proven to me once again that they don’t have a clue what their customers really want.

05/04/2004

As an avid reader of Slashdot, it was hilarious to read this… on Slashdot:

Slashdot is no better than Simone:

“My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with a girl who saw Ferris pass-out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.”

It’s funny because it’s true.

04/30/2004

This is an absolutely awesome spam message:

“This email was sent by the Citibank server to verify your E-mail address. You must complete this process by clicking on the link below and entering in the small window your Citibank ATM/Debit Card number and PIN that you use on ATM.”

It would take someone with the brains of rotting cabbage to actually go to the web site and fill out their credit card number. Then you know they’ll call Citibank (the real Citibank) a week later and complain about those mysterious four-thousand-dollar charges against their card.

The sad thing is, scams like this must work. Otherwise they wouldn’t exist.

04/30/2004

Seen in a newsgroup:

“Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.”

Great, I need to stop writing such clever code!

04/29/2004

An oft-overlooked benefit of digital cameras is the ability to have kids grab them and take pictures… and not get upset that they’re “wasting film” or costing money in development.

Take, for example, this masterpiece photograph of what I can only assume is Zack’s little Lego creation.

04/29/2004

We were biking along a little trail through town, and passing through an area that had a lot of trees looming over the trail.

Kyra was right in front of me, and she said, “I’m pretending I’m a girl going through a bunch of trees.”

Wow, what an imagination!

04/29/2004

She’s an eBay fiend!

You know how all those people write books (and send spam) about how you can quit your day job and make a fortune buying and selling crap on eBay? Well, Laralee is the most diligent researcher I know when it comes to getting a good bargain. She’ll spend hours looking at different items, comparing prices and shipping and feedback and whatnot. She builds spreadsheets– no kidding!– showing the different items and their total cost of ownership, yada yada.

And in the end, she’ll have a new pair of knee and elbow pads she can wear while roller-blading.

04/27/2004

I think I set a new record last week, when I wrote five different proposals for work.

They say when it rains it pours, and I guess the clouds suddenly opened up… I’ve been presented with a whole bucketload of opportunities and I figured I might as well jump at them and see what happens. My usual success rate with proposals is pretty meager; for every three I write I might land one of the jobs.

So far I’m one for five… one of the proposals has already been accepted. Woo hoo!