With Vonage we have a feature called “visual voicemail” which takes incoming messages and transcribes them to text, then sends the text via email. Most of the time the transcription is actually quite good. And sometimes it’s just funny.

Hey guys, it’s Ron. Just want to say that. We are home. This is for Hans Stoner. We’re home. Okay bye.

I don’t know who Ron is. And Hans Stoner? What an awesome name.