Every boy who was a kid in the mid-80’s loved the movie Red Dawn. I mean, Patrick Swayze! So I was amused to see there was a remake of it last year, and I’ve been thinking about seeing it now that it’s been released on DVD. However, the reviews of it are almost universally bad. The one that really caught my eye was this:

Red Dawn is like the cinematic equivalent of burping and having some barf emerge at the back of your throat.

Now that’s an image! Maybe I’ll pass on this one…