Oh sweet resumes

Zing is hiring again, which means the flood of completely unqualified people, off-shore development firms, and recruiters are all contacting me… despite very clear language in our job post that says they’re just wasting their time and mine.

Today I received a resume from someone who might be qualified, but it’s hard to tell when I open it and see this:

resume

I don’t have Microsoft Office, of course, and LibreOffice disables macros by default. I’m pretty sure that I don’t want to see a resume that requires macros in order to even be visible.

Argh.