07/19/2005

Anyone who doubts that Hollywood has finally, completely, and utterly run out of ideas would do well to consider that Paramount Pictures has now acquired the film rights to the Smurfs. They are planning to make a computer-generated trilogy (yes, trilogy) to be released in 2008.

Oh. My. Word.

And I have no idea what “let’s Smurf!” means, but the mind boggles.