An eight-year-old named Rod lives next door. He really impresses the kids with his belching prowess. It’s to the point where the kids let loose a burp and compare it to what I can only describe as the Rod Scale.
Kyra: “Wow Alex, that was as good as Rod’s burps!”
Or, on the other end of the scale:
Kyra: “That burp wasn’t nearly as good as Rod’s.”
Dinner conversation will never be the same.