Halloween is almost here, which means it’s time to start shopping for costumes. And if you’re walking down the aisle looking at the various monster masks and fairy princess costumes, I’m sure you’d stop dead when you saw the toilet costume!

Wow. Words fail me.

And not only is the costume itself beyond words, the kid modeling it definitely has some special needs too.

What’s that you say? Little Billy doesn’t want to be a toilet Tuesday night? Well, never fear, because he could always slip into the whoopee cushion costume!

Same kid– and time for his medication, I think.

Also, I can’t help but wonder what would happen if you gave him a big hug. Would you release some kind of deafening, ear-shattering, Armageddon-class fart noise?