Wow, my e-mail has taken on a whole new level. Apparently God is employing spammers to spread His message. I just got one with the subject “Be ready for the here [sic] after”:

God and saten are both real, the world needs to know this.
Don’t make the mistake of not accepting God.
Its too late if end up in hell.
Contact a local church or prayerline today.
He is real do not be in Hell by the time you realize it.
God is alive.

Whee! I think I’ll contact my local church or prayerline right away.