I’m on hold with a company out in Arizona, and after I navigated the menu system I found what I needed. Then I had one final option:

“If you would like to hold without music, please press one.”

Sweet! I figured I’d listen to the music anyway, hoping for some Kenny G or whatever. Sadly, in addition to a bit of goofy jazz, I had to endure advertising blurbs. Whee. Next time I’m going for the no-music option.