04/27/2011

Kyra just got back from Walgreens, where she went with a friend to shop for… well, who knows what teenage girls shop for.

But she was thinking of me, and bought me a whole bag of one of my favorite candies:

What a great daughter.

04/23/2011

This morning Laralee, Alex, and I ran the Longmont Mud Hen 5K. April is always sort of dicey around these parts, but I was a little surprised when I woke up at 6:30 in the morning to see snow! By the start of the race the ground was pretty well covered and it was still coming down, albeit not quite as hard as earlier.

It’s a run around McIntosh Lake in the northwest corner of town, and it’s pretty low-key. I guessed maybe five or six hundred runners participated.

I finished in 28:34 which isn’t really all that impressive a pace, but at least less than thirty minutes (which was my objective: sub-30). Considering I never train for these things and the weather wasn’t very cooperative, I can’t complain too much.

The old man still has it. Well, has something anyway.

04/22/2011

Yesterday I went to the dentist. It’s been two years since my last cleaning, so the guilt had built up to the point where I felt like I should go. I figured I’d have a mouthful of cavities, including several spilling out of my lips like drool or something, but as it turns out I don’t have any. Yay!

During the visit, the hygienist gave me the Standard Lecture on Flossing, which they’re required to memorize as part of Dental Hygienist School. I admitted that I only floss “occasionally”– although the fact that I floss at all is a big step up from, say, ten years ago.

After that uncomfortable conversation I couldn’t help but think of the classic Oatmeal comic called the Cycle of Flossing:

04/15/2011

I’m writing a proposal for a new project and found this gem in the RFP:

Provide site optimization with key phrase linking to maximize search engine optimization based on best practices.

Wow. That’s a long sentence with a lot of words that don’t really mean anything. How does one maximize something that’s optimal? How many times can “optimize” be used? Why would anyone not use “best practices” when building a web site? (“Yeah, we thought about it, but decided to use our crappy practices. The fee wasn’t large enough to justify our best ones.”)

Ahh, corporate speak. Gotta love it.

04/06/2011

We’re heading to southern Utah tomorrow for Laralee’s brother’s wedding. Unfortunately it looks like we’re going to have to plow through about a hundred miles of wet, slushy, snow-covered roads.

The I-70 corridor through the mountains– everything from Idaho Springs to Rifle– is marked blue on the CO-DOT maps. They just closed Vail Pass about 20 minutes ago (the red icon in the center) which is always a bad sign.

I guess we’ll see what the morning brings. Fingers crossed.

03/30/2011

Why is Zing awesome? Because we can do the kinds of things our clients need, when they have no idea how to do it or who to even ask. Some examples from today:

One client had a list of 5,000 ZIP codes from a consumer database and needed to know which states they were in. In 10 minutes I was able to generate a list of not only states, but cities as well.

Another client needed to send an e-mail message announcing their new project to 22,000 people. As is often the case, they didn’t really get everything together until today, and they need the message sent no later than tonight. I created a nice graphic e-mail, reformatted and imported their contact list, and had everything ready to send in 40 minutes.

Someone else was having problems with Yahoo search results directing to old URL’s on his site. In 10 minutes I was able to update the configuration of his site to automatically rewrite URL’s so the search engine links were correct and people could get to his “important” pages easily.

Still another client decided to change the underlying user authentication model for their entire business, so we had a conference call to figure out an approach. I was able to come up with a solution which will give them two different “classes” of users while still preserving the overall functionality of the system.

Those are the unusual requests that came in… I also handled updates to a donation request form, launched a major new site, handled a case where a client lost all of his passwords, updated accounting calculations for million-dollar trade deals, and provided online order summary reports for someone who couldn’t figure out how to generate what she needed.

All in a day’s work, I guess. There are a lot of web design and development firms in the world– heck, there are a lot just in the Boulder area– but I feel like we’re extra awesome because we can do the things the other guys can’t.

Of course, I might be biased…

03/30/2011

Fifteen years.

Wow, that’s a long time. But today is my fifteenth anniversary, and I must say that I still think Laralee is pretty swell. She’s the best thing that ever happened to me.

Photo credit: Thom, circa 2000

03/30/2011

Today’s overused annoying phrase:

living document

Example usage:

This list of widgets will be a living document so we can continue adding each flavor as our magical talking newt shares his visions with us.

Documents are inanimate objects. They aren’t alive. Can’t someone come up with a better term here?