Author: cosmo

Random factoid: the population of Colorado has an obesity rate of 18.9% (meaning that percentage of the people can be considered obese).

Related factoid: no other state in the country has an obesity rate lower than 20%.

Another fun season of summer league ultimate has come to a close. We started out a little slowly this season, but picked up momentum and won a long string of games to finish in third place overall.

The tournament was last weekend. We struggled in the beginning of our first game and couldn’t recover, losing a tough battle to find ourselves in the beer bracket. That meant our later games were a lot of fun, because we weren’t playing for glory or fame.

Our team name was “Better off Red”, for obvious reasons:

As always, it was a great group and a thoroughly enjoyable season.

Tonight was the peak of the annual Perseid meteor shower. Unfortunately the moon is gibbous and quite bright, and the city lights– including the streetlamp across from the house– make it difficult to see any. There were some scattered cirrus clouds as well.

Still, I turned off all the lights and went outside for a bit, hoping to catch at least one. I was rewarded after a few minutes as a bright one streaked across the zenith.

My best memory of meteors remains the time Thom and I were laying out in the desert somewhere in southern Utah, the Milky Way spread above us. I don’t remember what shower it was, but we saw a lot of shooting stars that night. There’s something magical about them.

I’m watching the Rifftrax version of The Empire Strikes Back and it’s an absolute riot. The Harry Potter version was pretty funny, but this one might take the cake. With Chad Vader as a special guest commentator and some awesome Yoda imitations, the jokes range from Colt 45 and Jar-Jar (predictable) to Microsoft’s Clippy and Jheri-Curl.

Highly recommended.

We went up to Winter Park yesterday and had a blast. We’d done this a few years ago and decided it was such fun we should make it more of a tradition.

We played two rounds of 18-hole mini golf (I won the first match; Laralee took the second):

Some wall climbing…

Trampoline bungee jumping, complete with flips:

But the clear winner in popularity with the kids was the alpine slide. I think we rode it seven or eight times. Photos fail to capture the fun: they look like we’re kind of sitting in a little trough, when in fact we’re cruising along at a pretty good clip.

Zack took the first few runs pretty slowly (notice Laralee backed up behind him) but got the hang of it and insisted on using the “fast lane”.

Since there are two parallel tracks, I attempted to take some pictures as I raced beside Laralee. Despite no signage about it, apparently cameras are verboten on the track, and Alex (who was immediately behind me in line) said as soon as I left the starting point the woman manning the ride called the guy waiting at the base and reported “There’s a guy in a white shirt and cap with a camera!”. When I hit the bottom I was told not to do it again. Whatever.

Here’s a great action shot as I jam the control stick forward for maximum speed. Mr. Sulu, engage Warp 1!

And a self-portrait (notice La in the background; I had just passed her):

I caught up to Kyra, who had left ahead of me, but due to camera difficulties and the fact that I was screaming around a curve, I didn’t get her on camera and instead ended up with a few pictures like this:

To finish the day, we made a visit here:

La wiped out on the final run, and when you skid down that smooth concrete you leave a lot of skin behind. She managed to scrape patches of skin off both legs, her elbow, and a couple of knuckles. Apparently it was a pretty impressive crash, and it’s fortunate the kid behind her was far enough back that he didn’t cream her with his sled.

Despite the injury and a bit of sunburn, we can chalk it up as a fun day all around.

As data storage gets bigger and faster and cheaper, we’re starting to hear talk of petabytes– a word that until a few years ago was beyond the reach of technology. An interesting discussion on Slashdot included this interesting comment:

A petabyte is within reach of our technology (although still at a pretty steep cost) but to realize that every one of us absorbs that much data daily is pretty amazing. Biology still beats technology.

Ahh, the joys of Zack getting hold of the camera.

If you can imagine, there were about a hundred more classy photos like this…

We had a family badminton tournament this evening because the weather was so darn nice.

This shot isn’t funny because of Kyra, but Alex (in the background) sure makes me crack up.

… And here it is, the new Schroedermobile.

It’s a 2006 not-gold Honda Odyssey, which we bought on Friday after a few hours of tooling around Denver looking at several. I was pleasantly surprised at how nice it is to drive. Even though it’s still a lumbering beast compared to the small-car feel I like, it doesn’t feel terribly heavy or clunky (like the Toyota Sierra we test-drove).

Our first big test will be our road trip to Idaho in a few weeks. We made sure it satisfied all of our needs for long trips. Things like

Laralee getting mad at anyone going slower than 85.

The kids being… well, kids.

So everything seems like it’ll work fine. Woo hoo!

I just got an email security bulletin from Comcast (yay!) telling me how Comcast is “going to great lengths to help provide your family with a safe online experience”. Gee, thanks guys.

One of their great lengths is offering McAfee virus-scanning software, which is widely known and hated in security circles as largely ineffective, intrusive, and a real performance-killer on a Windows PC. (It doesn’t run on Linux– shame.)

The best part of the Comcast email is the Global Security Threat Level indicator in the top right corner of the message:

I have no idea what that means, but apparently we’re at Critical level. Yikes! Run for the hills! Hide the women and children!

Oh, and I can’t unsubscribe from this junk. At the bottom in the fine print it says

In other words, “Screw you, we’re going to send you whatever bad offers and scary-sounding garbage we want and there’s nothing you can do about it. Mwah ha haaaaa!”